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Ten things to tell telemarketers:
10: Just keep saying "glub, glub"
9: In a low, scary voice say, "i know where u live."
8: In a robotic voice, say, "I am programmed 4 ur convenience. I am also programmed 4 my master's convenience. I will now hang up. Vote Stacy!"
7: In a coy tone, ask "Are u a hottie?"
6: Just keep saying, "I completely agree" like she says in Legally Blonde.
5: in an offensive tone, say " what do u want my momma for, huh? she didn't do nothin' ya hear?!"
4: pick up in a girly voice, and when he asks for your father/mother, let the telemarketer hear in the backround "Courtney! Stop flirting with the telmarketer again! Remember Frankie?! He still hasn't left!"
3: scream "DO YOU WEAR DENTAL PLATES?"
2: keep coughing and sneezing, and when they ask if you're okay, say "Well, it's these drn allergies to telemarketers! Stop calling and I'll be fine!"
1: Tell them your whole life story, and make it really depressing. |
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