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Monday 06/09/2003 12:28:43am
Who are you? kid looking for fun-f ound it
Why are you here? looked good
If you could maul up any celebrity who would it be? britney spears
What were you in your past life? a humming bird? sure sounds good
Do you own a gun? water gun
If you do... are you angry at the world? just the dog across the street that pees on my door step
If you could be any animal what would you be? turtle
You like naps? oh yeah
What else do you like? gymnastics
Other???? i smell great




Thursday 10/03/2002 8:26:47pm
Who are you?
Why are you here?
If you could maul up any celebrity who would it be?
What were you in your past life?
Do you own a gun?
If you do... are you angry at the world?
If you could be any animal what would you be?
You like naps?
What else do you like?
Other????




Monday 06/10/2002 4:59:54pm
Who are you? The Girl Who Sat On Your Tray
Why are you here? ..oOoOoOohhh if you only knew!!!
If you could maul up any celebrity who would it be? Martha Stuert -oh, and we can't forget Matt Mofo (in the mud)
What were you in your past life? playdough
Do you own a gun? negative!!!!!
If you do... are you angry at the world? .................the question is, are you Richard Rankin III mad at the world??!!! The fact you were protting who you wanted to kill is just a lil iffy if yah ask me!!!!! :o!
If you could be any animal what would you be? steel sheep
You like naps? HeLLz Yah Nig!!!!!!!
What else do you like? You, Richard, YOU!!!!! :)
Other???? Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery...







I LOVE COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!




Sunday 06/02/2002 9:11:17pm
Who are you?
Why are you here?
If you could maul up any celebrity who would it be?
What were you in your past life?
Do you own a gun?
If you do... are you angry at the world?
If you could be any animal what would you be?
You like naps?
What else do you like?
Other????




Thursday 05/30/2002 4:38:22pm
Who are you? God
Why are you here? Liquor
If you could maul up any celebrity who would it be? Al Roker, that fatty
What were you in your past life? A caterpillar
Do you own a gun? Several
If you do... are you angry at the world? Yes
If you could be any animal what would you be? A lemming
You like naps? Very much so
What else do you like? Sloppy Seconds.
Other????

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