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Tiwanakana'Mwahaka, King of the Ritikiliki of the island of Lyli'lana welcomes tourists to come and visit his tropical paradise. "Just surfed on in" is so appropriate with our beautiful and scenic beaches. And like our Polynesian ancestors we welcome the white man with his STD's, guns, and plague-carrying rats. Come tourists, we have the best luaus of the Pacific isles. Make sure you eat a lot at them, since we're cannibals and the only way you're leaving our island is in a cooking pot. Oh my, did I say that? Well, that must explain our complementary hotel breakfasts. And don't forget our motto, "We love virgins". The smoking fire god, Puwakaleu is never sated. |