Tuesday 03/11/2003 8:51:36pm Name: Nate E-Mail: Mojave_nate@msn.com Homepage Title: Homepage URL: Referred By: Search Engine Location: my name is a CLUE Comments: The Invisible Pink Unicorn, or IPU, is the true Master and Creator of the universe! She existed before anything existed. She even existed before She existed. There is no possible way for me to explain how this is possible. We just have to be content with the knowledge that the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists, and She is beyond our ability to comprehend. I know of Her existence because I am the Divine Prophet of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. The IPU speaks to me secretly, in a Voice which no one else can hear, and reveals Her astounding truths to me late at night when no-one else is around. She told me She has chosen me to help Her spread the word about Herself! Some people may be tempted not to believe what I say. "Prove that the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists!", many have demanded of me. To this I say, "Prove that She doesn't exist"! (That stops people dead in their tracks, for it is impossible to prove that something doesn't exist) When I am confronted by such infidels I pull out concrete empirical evidence of the IPU's existence. I take out a piece of paper on which I have written the words, "The Invisible Pink Unicorn exists". Every once in a while someone will not recognize the extreme concreteness of this evidence and will say "So what, you just wrote that down, that doesn't mean anything". I will not stand for such blasphemy. So, I raise the paper over my head and shout "Doesn't mean anything!? These are the words of the Invisible Pink Unicorn!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are the Seven Eternal Truths the IPU has revealed to me! 1) Disease is caused by evil spirits. 2) Driving on the left side of the road is a perversion of nature. 3) Send 10% of your gross annual income to me or the Almighty Pink One will GORE the living SHIT out of you! 4) The meaning of life is pineapple pizza. 5) The earth is flat. 6) The cosmos was created with the appearance of great age, with all of our (false) memories intact, at 9 AM eastern standard time yesterday morning. 7) The sun revolves around the earth. If you doubt what I am telling you, I have been authorized by the Almighty Pink One to inform you that you are doomed to suffer horribly in various hells for countless eons until you acknowledge Me and the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Heaven or Hell…it's YOUR CHOICE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does the Invisible Pink Unicorn want from us? TO LOVE HER AND FEAR HER AND KEEP HER COMMANDMENTS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let us give thanks to Invisible Pink Unicorn. Like all religions, worshippers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn rely on both logic and faith. We know logically that She is invisible because we cannot see Her. We know by Faith that She is pink. (Her invisibility is empirical proof that She exists. If She did not exist, how could She be invisible?!) -Mojave Nate Seer and Prophet of the IPU

Sunday 02/09/2003 7:10:58pm Name: Nicholas E-Mail: Homepage Title: ROCOR Cafe Homepage URL: http://www.ROCORCafe.com Referred By: Just Surfed In Location: Comments: I found your website via the guestbook of http://www.orthodox.net. Perhaps you could link to http://www.ROCORCafe.com since you link to the Serbian Café?

Monday 11/04/2002 3:23:43pm Name: Jenny E-Mail: Homepage Title: Jennys little corner on the web Homepage URL: http://home.swipnet.se/anemon Referred By: Search Engine Location: Stockholm, Sweden Comments: Just wanted to stop by and send some greetings from Sweden!

Tuesday 06/25/2002 6:41:55pm Name: Ray Mastroberte E-Mail: iconographer@altavista.net Homepage Title: Homepage URL: http://members.truepath.com/bishopinnocent Referred By: Web Ring Location: PA Comments: Dear Friend in Christ: Please visit this website dedicated to Bishop Innocent of Anchorage. May his memory be eternal.

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