If you were in any other country, you would have starved to death by now
Forget Kansas, I don't think we're even in the right Galaxy
Don't touch me!
Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
You really should be doing something important
AHHHHHHHH! There's a huge bug on your shoulder! AHHHHHH! Just kidding.
Well, at least they didn't eat the tuna surprize
Do not try to poke the president with a fork. No matter what you may believe, he is NOT the human incarnation of the Pillsbury Doughboy. Poke him with a fork instead.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon
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