"Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I have to go away..." -Willow
"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life." ..."Good for you."..."Well, I didn't choose yet." -Willow and Buffy
"We'll all get our memory back, and it'll all be right as rain."..."Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... (beat) Bloody hell! (ticks off on his fingers) Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!"..."Welcome to the nancy tribe." -Giles and Spike
"Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning." - Anya, on the two Xanders
"I think Buffy gets the tie-breaker on this one. She was the one on the ouchy end of the bullet." -Xander
"And where'd you get tat accent? Sesame Street? 'One, Two, Three- three victims! Maw ha ha!" -Xander on Dracula's accent
"Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master...bator." -Xander under Dracula's thrawl
"Yes! Right. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'"-Spike
"Wow. It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell all my friends. They don't have a rock this big." - Spike
"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"-Buffy
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