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Things to think about: Improvisation is like falling down a steep hill...you never really control it; you can only hope to minimize the damage. Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" -G. Marx A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. You are expected to know the difference. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?