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Kitten's Tip of the Day: Never iron while standing naked on a greased floor Martyr yourself as often as possible My No. 1 book: "American Intelligence and other Oxymorons" Sharp objects and ears do not mix well in The Blender Of Life Daddy... or chips? Have you got your blanket, Nanna? Sex, sex, sex, that's ALL you think about... Oh, fuck off and have a coffee with your Cappuccino mates! Lovely boots, them shoes Miss the stress? Move house. Once a year. Every year.