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  1. Once upon a time

  2. In a far-away land

  3. Underneath my armpit

  4. The last time I got drunk

  5. At my mother-in-law's funeral

  6. In the hot air balloon

  7. As the Titanic began to sink

  8. Once upon a time there was...A HUGE butt hair hanging out of my ass!! I put a lighter up to it and tried to burn it, but just as I did so...I FARTED something REALLY bad!! I ended up burning my butt hair along with a huge spot of carpet on the floor.

  9. José Dias Pinto José Dias Pinto José Dias Pinto José Dias Pinto

  10. In the world discovered by Joe Shmoe (AKA Shmoe World [modest huh?])