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Love Stress:
  1. Find out when your friend's favourite TV programme is on and ring them seven minutes after it starts.

  2. When you ask a woman a question, suggest she checks with her husband before answering.

  3. Learn to snore.

  4. Shake up cans of fizzy drinks and leave them for someone else to open.

  5. Always be late.

  6. Choose friends you don't like.

  7. Always join in other people's arguments. Get others to join in too.

  8. Never have the right change.

  9. Put empty milk cartons back into the fridge.

  10. Record the sound of a dentist's drill. Play it before bedtime.