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LOOK OUT for this VIRUS:
  1. LEWINSKY VIRUS-sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

  2. MIKE TYSON VIRUS-quits after one byte

  3. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS-your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

  4. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS-deletes all old files.

  5. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS-you can no longer insert disks into your computer

  6. TITANIC VIRUS-your whole computer goes down.

  7. DISNEY VIRUS-everything in your computer goes goofey

  8. PROZAC VIRUS-screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

  9. JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS-only attacks minor files

  10. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS-terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.