Piper: (from the kitchen) I asked if Prue would have sex other than herself this year.
Phoebe: What are you talking about? He's always been a major button pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad I tried to find him, and you're mad I came back. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. (All the medicines and bottles fly off the shelves.) Feel better?
Guy #1: Are your parents terrorists? ?Cos baby you?re the bomb. Guy #2: Jim, Jim, ask her if it hurt when she fell. Phoebe: Uh, excuse me? Guy #2: When you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt. 'Cos I know an angel when I see one. Phoebe: Hmm. I?m no angel. I?m a witch. But don?t tell my sisters I told you.
Phoebe: Don' worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex. Piper: Eww
Piper: No, Phoebe. Love is a magic between two people that cannot be explained and cannot be conjured.
Phoebe: Piper, we both know the only reason I like Leo is because you do. Okay, I have no idea why I just said that. (to Prue) What's going on?
Prue: So, witches forever? Phoebe: And Damn proud of it.
Demon: Silly witch, tricks are for kids.
Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?
Piper: why go to horror movies when thet come to us?!
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