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Wisdom from The Pie:
  1. I shall smite any lovers of the Cake!

  2. The Pie is watching you.

  3. Banish impure cake thoughts from your mind the moment they arrive, else you may be considered a Cake-Eater, and be forever damned.

  4. Super Glue is forever.

  5. I am the one and only true Pie.

  6. Pumpkin pie is not truly pie; it wishes it were pie, but it is not.

  7. Cheesecake walks the fine line between pie and cake; they are not to be trusted.

  8. Need more information about the Pie? Ask one of the Sisters about the Scone University in Iowa.

  9. Beware the Cupcake! He is small, yes, but he is Cake, the child of the Cake himself!

  10. Obey the Ten Piemandments!