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My Favorite Sayings:
  1. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

  2. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  3. Are you having a bad hair day or do you like it like that?

  4. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  5. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

  6. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

  7. Do I look like a people person?

  8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

  9. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

  10. Don't squat with your spurs on.