Deep Thoughts:
- Why is there Braille on drive through bank machines?
- Why are there locks on the doors at CVS even though it's open 24 hours a day?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- How come Donald Duck doesn't wear pants but he wears a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?
- When you suffocate a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations even though smoking is prohibited there?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Can blind people be dyslexic when they read braille?
- Why do they call it "head over heels in love" when are head is always over our heels?
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