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Thought for the Day...: If aliens are so intelligent then why do they keep abducting the stupid people?? 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commision. Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.I want to achieve immortality by living forever.