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My Favorite Sayings:
  1. How did this get stuck in my butt?, Does Guido touch your but too or is it only me?, I'm gonna make a mustach with my ass hair!, Am I the only one who re-eats the corn that comes out of my butt?
  2. Derm did you stick this in my butt?
  3. Matt Farley touched Spike's heiney hole with his birdie. And then Spike touched Farley's tongue with his red rocket.
  4. i love sticking mrs butterworth bottles up my butt hoping she will squirm when she gasps for her breath
  5. Farley's shit got stuck on the side of Derms toilet, the outside that is and no one bothered to clean it for months.
  6. Dave Guido crapped himself 3 times in the last year.
  7. Guido and Joe Rash got their birds tangled together
  8. Jon Byrnes's ass hair got tangeled up with Scarpello's ball hair. Needless to say, Scarpello's ball hair is now pregnant.
  9. I found a rare 1993 vintage butt-hole hair belonging to Dave Guido at a yard sale at Robbins and Hasbrook in Philadelphia. It was in an old bottle of Nestle's Quick.
  10. Stussie and Spike had a diarhea party on Farley's face.