That son-of-a-bitch was trying to hypnotize me and if he's Kimbanda sect, I wanna know about it before my face is stuck to a voodoo doll... Mel Profitt
I once talked a man out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bathroom or my daughter off the phone. Chris Sabian
I have an eye for framing things. Jim Williams
I just got a case of the willies. Casey Schuller
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Verbal Kint
I know you think you know what you're saying but you're not saying it. Mickey
Because life is not a movie...everybody lies...good guys lose...and love....does NOT conquer all. Buddy Ackerman, Swimming With Sharks
"You think you can catch Keyser Sose? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it'll be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again."
"You're happy, I hate that!" - Buddy Ackerman, "Swimming with Sharks"
"I wanna look good naked." - Lester Burnham, "American Beauty"