"Nothing is in bad taste if it makes you laugh."John Waters
"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."(Animal Crackers. Line spoken by Groucho Marx as Capt. Spalding)
"People have the right to be assholes." attributed to Jello Biafra
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."Kevin Smith Clerks, 1994
"Amazing detail ... perfect censorship ... this is the work of a true genius!"(Spongebob Squarepants episode, 21 September 2001
"Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly." Roger Ebert
"Look, the Internet is basically a tool for buying things and for pornography. When it becomes more than that, it will become extremely dangerous." Caleb Carr
"Show me a computer expert that gives a damn, and I'll show you a librarian." Patricia Wilson Berger
"I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. ... You think they're just sitting at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them. You know, they've had their budgets cut. They're paid nothing. Books are falling apart. The libraries are just like the ass end of everything, right?" Michael Moore
There's two ways of keeping ones journal crescent-fresh and popping with update-activity: either fill it with monotonous entries detailing the mind-numbing minutae of your daily life (or self-absorbed drama you manufacture on a daily basis) or fill it with monotonous surveys that reveal little about yourself beyond what you do when sitting upon your ass.- robotcereal
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