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Today's Quip: "It only takes one slice of cucumber to ruin a hundred pounds of lettuce." Will Rogers "A quite man is always considered to be a wise one." Abe Lincoln Being led to the gallows, Black Bart looked up and said, "Those look unsafe! A fellow could get hurt up there!" "Every time that you think that you are somebody important, try ordering someone else's dog around." Abe Lincoln "Take me to hell!", the drunken cowboy said to the conductor. "Sure thing", said the conductor, "That will be one ticket to Dodge City." A guilty man runs when there's no one chasin' him. The good thing about talkin' to your horse is, he don't talk back. When you scalp a man more than once, you begin to run out of hide. It's easier to stand the smell of liquor than it is to listen to it. The cards aint bein' shuffled good, unless you have a good hand.