"You can't love me because I don't love you, and that'd just be stupid, and you're not stupid, right? So, you don't love me and I don't love you. It's that easy!" SEBASTIAN M.
"Or you can share your self pity with me and we can drown together. Preferably on a bed." SEBASTIAN M.
"Don't betchaself up. Ur cute too." VINCENT C.
"He would have reciprocated the question, but asking Alice Wilcroft why she was at the library was like asking Sebastian Mejia why his pants were off." COOPER G.
“Don’t answer please. I honestly don’t give a shit.” ARI S.
“I wouldn't mind if you were sleeping in a different tree, but the Whomping Willow is alive and obviously affected by your oversized head. Really, do you have no courtesy at all?” SVETLANA V.
"HOLY FUCKING MERLIN, was Rabastan’s penis shaped like a cupcake?" COVE C.
"Svetlana, it wouldn't be the first time Cissa, Eve or I told you this, you should never tie up your hair. Your ears are much too big." BIANCA F.
"Miss Piggy ain't for you man, anyway. She's all on that green guy. Like... mold." ROBERT C.
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