Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...
Mmmmm... forbidden donut...
Mmmmm... fuzzy...
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer's brain: "Use reverse psychology." Homer: "Oh, that sounds too complicated." Homer's brain: "Okay, don't use reverse psychology." Homer: "Okay, I will!"
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells... Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is...
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