"While I look forward to any strong FFL matchup, I have to say that one additional thing is drawing me to the Fantasy Bowl this year -- tasty, meaty succulent Charleston ribs. I'm going to grab them off my plate like Dan Farbman grabs mashed potatoes." --- FFL analyst Manford Fowler
"I've got just one thing to say about Manford Fowler. That piece of $#!& writes about as well as he blocked. There's a reason that fat sack of monkey poop had such a short career. He was so dumb he couldn't find the bank to cash his paychecks," Coach Jeff Zieger, Miami Miracles
"I think it is kind of funny that Jeff Zieger has so much to say about my blocking, because that is what got him to the one and only Fantasy Bowl appearance in the team's pathetic history. I told him to run a ground game behind my blocking, but what does he do? Trade away my buddy Thurman Thomas and get all pissy with me for telling it like it was in the locker room. I am glad that he cut me, because I would not want to be a part of the losing tradition that is Miracles football for all these years," FFL Tonight analyst Manford Fowler
To Ron Dixon: Thank you Sucka U bee one foolish Nigga. Trying to be the hero when u rally a zero. Yo fool ticks to the fantasy bowl on me joker. Signed P Diddy Blazers fan.
"Things are looking down for the Boston Thunder as they prepare for Fantasy Bowl X this weekend. Acting coach Eamonn Wisneski has reported that two starters, K SJanikowski (foot infection) and TE CLewis (groin, eye) have gone down with injuries, and the backups at those positions are less than spectacular. '[Backup K] KBrown has been all over the place in practice, and [backup TE W] Walls has a knee injury and probably will not play well either. Just like when Janikowski passed out on a bar and bashed his head earlier this year, though, we should be alright.' In some good news, punter NNetzel has looked sharp, consistently booming kicks within the 20 yard line. That should help give Boston a special teams edge," -Ricardo Dayton
"My team will finally not be lucky this year," Coach Jason Zieger, New York Z-Force
"That Manford Fowler has some nerve, trying to take so much credit for our Fantasy Bowl appearance in 1992. Well, what Manford Fowler doesn't want everyone to remember is how it was his missed block that led to Randall Cunningham's blown knee--an injury that led to one of the worst seasons in FFL history, and which took us years to recover from. Great job, fatso," Coach Jeff Zieger, Miami Miracles
"Ruff bark Charleston bark ruff Fantasy Bowl X ruff bark Blazers bark Thunder. (Scratches stomach.) Montana bark bark Griese woof Vanderjagt ruff new record bark ruff Harrison bark. Woof Garcia bark ruff 24 points bark 2 touchdowns arrrr Green. Bark woof Fantasy Bowl X ruff bark Boston 40, Montana 33. Grrrrrr Neil Peterson grrrrrr." -- FFL sideline reporter Jackie Zieger
"@#$%, you gotta some draft picks that's cool with me , You gotta lil' dough that cool with me, You gotta lil' cars, little jewelry's, But none of y'all mother@#$%ers could fool with me! Hat cocked can't see his eyes, who could it be? With that new yellow Thunder on, Who but me? I came back then its plain, Y'all niggaz ain't FFL'in the same- @#$% the flow y'all jacking our slang. I seen the same thing happen to the Blazers. The game is ours will never foul out, Y'all just better hope we gracefully bow out! Throw your hands up, Blazers, Z-Force, Blockers, Miracles, @#$% THAT!" New Thunder fan Jay-Z to the rest of the FFL on his honorary Thunder championship ring and hat
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