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RANDOM STATE QUOTE: just because something looks like food doesnt mean that you should eat it. how bout kissin my grits, mel?! we all have great asses, each in our own way! gee, whered you get weights like those? just look at my teeth. look at my gorgeous choppers! and you know who i have to thank? YOU toothbrush! you know who you are, you're my toothbrush! i will often think of you when i am in less than pants. ...and now i have tape all over my face. more often than not, i have days when i look like a frumpy, hairy, jewish man in his mid-30s, under 5 feet tall and slightly balding. i would not like my grandchildren to be laboratory rats, no. i will pretend i am a priest...and expose myself to donkeys.