"I want to share something with you--the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1, 'cover for me.' Number 2, 'Oh, good idea boss.' Number 3, 'It was like that when I got here.'" ---Homer Simpson
You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson In all of us.
When Will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. There're on TV.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Could this be the best day of my life.
Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks.
Can't we have one metting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse.
I haven't been this moved since Funkytown.
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way!
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
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