I will only do this once a year - Becca (it was for the simpson's special clip stuff thing with Troy McCluer)
I will not end the pledge of allegience with "Hail Satan"
There was not a Greek God names "fartacus" - Adam K.
Beans are neither Magical nor a fruit Brad W
I can not absolve sins - Lorin
The one where they say "I will not bite the corporate hand that feeds me" the week after they made fun of Butterfingers Candy Bars(Wiggum: Butterfingers, the fire won't even touch them!)AK
"my knob tastes funny"- "tastes like burning"- "when i grow up i want to be a caterpiller"- words of wisdom from Ralph