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: "The Dude Abides" "Brought to you by this random quote." "Like all sports, midget wrestling has a lighter side. This is it." "More people are dyin' to buy widow bikes than are dyin' from rattler bites every year." "Bad Monkey!" "My grannie didn't give gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks." "You think I'm kicking you. Well I'm just talking to you." "We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!" "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious." "How are things at the manure factory?"