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It makes you think: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Aren't all generalizations false? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? How can you tell when your out of invisible ink? Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?