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Some Cool Sayings or Thoughts: "I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four." "The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by women." "A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward." "From the moment I picked the book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." "Get your cut throat off my knife." Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Police station toilet stolen; cops have nothing to go on. "Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day."