It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday ... or the crazy melty land ... or, you know, the world without shrimp. - Anya, Triangle
But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of, of fiends and devils and...and ghouls to engage...pardon me for finding the glass half full. - Giles, The Witch
Oh, yes, dozens. There's an enormous amount of research we should do before - no, I'm lying. I haven't got squat, I just like to see Xander squirm. - Giles, I Was Made To Love You
It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to. - Xander, Teacher's Pet
This mummy hand has ceased to be! It is an ex-mummy hand - Warren, Life Serial
Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, 'discipline'. I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten. - Snyder, The Puppet Show
Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? - Spike, Bargaining
One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying. - Buffy, Inca Mummy Girl
Don't warn the tadpoles! - Willow, What's My Line Pt. 1
Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore. - Giles, Enemies
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