"He's smelling something...hopefully, what he's smelling, isn't prey. If that is the case, I'm not worried, because although I know I can't outrun that bear, I sure can out run you. Sorry. Survival of the fittest"
"I'm trying to look cool, but I'm this close to having to change my underpants."
"Well, there you go, an asiatic black bear. Showing us how he climbs a tree, takes care of an itch, walks on the ground and makes the naturalist move away very quickly."
""That's kinda nice....stop it! Stop it! I'm a married man!" (talking to the bear licking his ear)
"He's a little gassy, ha ha ha." (he said that after a sun bear farted on his arm)
"You're doing good Mrs. Corwin...ugh...one more push and....ah, you got a brand new baby boy."
"Originally I was bouncing around this cave like a drunken ballerina..."
"You will not hurt me I will not let you. I am powerful!"
"Wow, I will never do that again. I put the tail of the snake in my boot and now I have a tail full of snake skat."
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