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My Favorite Sayings:
  1. THE MONKIES ARE COMING!
  2. Que Custodiet ipsos Custodie?
  3. Why do you want my baby???
  4. There can therefore be no flying Pigs!
  5. Don't Hit a man with glasses hit him with a shovel!
  6. Men only go to war because women are watching!
  7. Peace is the unfortunate aftermath of war. . .just kidding
  8. Every man is a god in ruins
  9. I am an aquired taste
  10. The only thing in literature worth a damn is what's written between the lines