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Karen the GNOME Fish says..: Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits. - Robert Louis Stevenson To err is human - to blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human. How do you govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put in it. -- Tom Lehrer Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. $100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing. -- Lazarus Long The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein There are three things that men can do with women; love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. -- Stephen Stills