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Quoth:
  1. A great big sack of weirdness from Kagedtiger! Dragons! Lots of them! Hurrah! -Loaded Dice

  2. Some day we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car.

  3. Last night, as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

  4. This is like Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube! -"Kerri's Big Invention," Legendary Frog

  5. I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.

  6. For all soldiers: Remeber that your equipment was made by the lowest bidder.

  7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  8. He that hurts me, but does not kill me, had better have damn good life insurance.

  9. Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite.

  10. 101 ways to be obnoxious on Usenet by Alan Meiss, Number 96: "Demand that others cease using the letter 'e' as you find it 'dply offnsiv'."