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Quote of the Day: If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © There were probably times when Dracula came flying home, through the rain, when he just thought, Man, what am I doing with my life? -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasureable-- until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head! -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © You would probably think that bats would be proud of Dracula. But something tells me they just look at him and shake their heads. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © I bet one of Dracula's least favorite games is croquet, and not just because of the wooden stakes. It just doesn't move fast enough for him. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © Probably for a robot, the scariest thing isn't a ghost, because they wouldn't know what one was. The scariest thing would be Robot Dracula. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey © Vampires are make-believe... like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. -- Homer Simpson,The Simpsons © Today he's drinking people's blood... Tomorrow he could be smoking. -- Marge Simpson,The Simpsons © Nice story, Grandpa; could have used a vampire, though. -- Bart Simpson,The Simpsons © Hmm... I think the fangs this morning. -- Mr. Burns,The Simpsons ©