"Do you have a map, Draco? I keep getting lost in your eyes." <i> Callum Lupin </i>
"That'll go over like Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape skipping through a field of daisies and holding hands screaming for joy as a rainbow sprouts in the background and a melodic tune plays." <i>james potter</i>
"I’m gonna have to get pregnant to get even." <i>Adair Black</i>
"Alright good. Because I mean I’m twenty one alone with an owl; I am the new age cat lady.” <i>James Black</i>
"Wait a minute... There's two of me?! who's my blasted doppelganger?" <i>George Weasley</i>
"I decided I'd be clever and save money by making my own place settings. And then I decided I'd do them without magic...you know...to make them more special. But then there is damned Muggle contraption, glue or whatever and it just gets everywhere and it makes me all sticky!" <i>Gabrielle Delacour</i>
"Sorry, no. Only when you're naked." <i>Adalia Lupin</i>
"In a bathroom? Now there's a classy girl for ya." <i>Hadrian Lestrange</i>
"The more girls, the merrier Callum. Well, I guess James could join, too." <i>Callum Lupin</i>
"I could see the bulge when he stood up. Someone didn't tuck away their bits and pieces." <i>Sirius Lupin</i>