"Driver failed anger management class"- found on the back of a modified
"We're having chassis, aero and motor problems. Other than that, things are great"- Ward Burton, The Eternal Optimist
"The problem is you've got a young kid who is trying to replace Dale Earnhardt, who thinks he is Dale Earnhardt, and right now he wouldn't be a scab on Dale Earnhardt's butt"- Bobby Hamilton, giving his opinion on Kevin Harvick
You might be a redneck if you think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen start your engines!"
You might be a redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida
You might be a redneck if you've ever written Dale Earnhardt's name on a presidential ballot
You might be a redneck if you're not actually able to read "The Richard Petty Story", but you sure do like to look at the pictures!