My Favorite Sayings:
- "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."
- "It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
- "Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."
- "No one is listening until you make a mistake."
- "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."
- "Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
- "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
- "It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
- "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
- "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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