"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side" -- Emperor Palpatine, 'Return of the Jedi'
"Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem." -- Ronald Reagan, 1981
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet, 'Spaceballs'
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" -- John "Bluto" Blutarsky, 'Animal House'
"I would like to live long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a reminder to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave -- like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?" -- Vir Cotto, Babylon 5 'In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum'
"I don't need any heroes because I am my hero." -- Lord Marcus Maximus, 6-20-03
"Only fools have no fear." -- Lieutenant Worf, Star Trek: The Next Generation 'Coming of Age'
"Six? That's my number!!" -- Mark Martin in a Viagra ad
"I'm looking for a better world, where there's no more hurt, there is only hope, for the eagle and the dove" -- 'The River of Endless Love', The Moody Blues, 1987
"These are good days in the history of Freedom" -- George W. Bush, 2003