Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body; but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a ride!"
“The closet, great place for keeping clothes, but a horrible place to die.”
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head..
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