If i was half the man i was ten years ago I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place....HOOWAH!!! -Al Pacino
"...don't make me make you an accesory after the fact" - Tony Soprano
"I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel government functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies" -Carlin
"I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang." -Carlin
"I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason." -Carlin
"I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized." -George Carlin
"I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English". -Carlin
"I don't use the excuse 'it's for the children' as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions." -Carlin
"I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened." -Carlin