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  1. "The thing about this Royal Rumble, is that it's not whether you win or lose, but how many people you can hurt along the way."<br>-Cactus Jack

  2. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you."<br> -Jerry Lawler

  3. "I know I'm late, but my nose got here ten minutes ago!"<br> -Jason Sensation, imitating Owen Hart

  4. "Listen, brother... the only reason they wear your crap is because they hand it out for free, brother, and those poor suckers are promised they'll be on TV if they wear it, brother. And that's the truth... brother!"<br> -The Nacho Man

  5. "Don't call me brother... brother!"<br> -The Huckster

  6. "You can polish a turd all day, but it's still doo doo."<br> -Jesse James

  7. "It's fun to beat somebody's a** anywhere in the world, but if you can whip someone's a** in Texas, then ya done something."<br> -Steve Austin

  8. "I heard they found traces of blood in Jake Roberts' alcohol stream!"<br> -Jerry Lawler

  9. "It was like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken sh--."<br> -Shane Douglas, on his stint in the WWF

  10. "Henry Godwinn should have stayed at Mr. MacDonald's place with the rest of the farm animals."<br> Mankind