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Quote of the day: "No you idoit I need a shower. I've got like radioactive stuff all over me."-Donna "Admiral Scott, your expedition has returned."-C.J. "Problem is, there aren't many jokes you can make about me." -Sam "Yeah well I'm not your FedEx guy."-Will "They won't let me smoke inside but you can pee in Leo's closest?"-Jed "You probably don't want to let him know its me on the phone, its too initimidating. It's like going out with Cher and Sonny calls."-Josh "It's called penmanship Watson, something your generation doesn't know about because of computers."-Jed "Several of the men I have dated have yet to get over their fear of Frogs."-C.J. "Most people weren't the smartest kid in class. Most people didn't like the smartest kid in class."-Josh "I wanted my office to release a statement saying 'You're annoying shut up'."-C.J.