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My Favorite Sayings: "A porn star? He broke up with me because I wanted to do too much, so logically his next girlfriend would be a porn star." " If you're good enough to come in second place you are good enough to become disappointed by it." "I won the Pulitzer Prize Jeremy. It's one of the many things in this room I could grab and shove up your…" "In a perfect world I wouldn't be here with you. I would be here with someone else." " No need to be formal I've seen you naked call me Jeremy." "I really don't care Casey. I would give all I had this moment for my biggest problem to be your ego." " You've got a bandage the size of a sleeping bag on your face of course it is noticeable." " Jealously. It will rear its ugly head. It will rear its ugly head and you know eat Tokyo" "Ah, Dana, don't you think if I could've figured out a way to send you to prison I would have done it already?" " In fact I'm so sorry it's hard to think of different ways to say bite me."