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Karfaxian Wisdom:
  1. Ogres hurt.

  2. Giants hurt more.

  3. Dragons hurt. A lot.

  4. If you get eaten by a dragon you deserve it.

  5. Archers to the rear!!!

  6. Lord Amorath! Your chicken is burning!!

  7. The peasant women are loose!!!