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100 best one-liners: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.