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My Favourite Sayings:
  1. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

  2. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

  3. Therapy is expensive; popping bubble-wrap is cheap. You choose.

  4. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

  5. He who laughs last thinks slowest!

  6. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

  7. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

  8. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

  9. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.