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Red Dwarf Quotes:
  1. " I am dead. Dead as a can of spam."`Arnold Rimmer

  2. "I'm looking nice. My shadow's looking nice! What a team I am unbelievable!"~The Cat

  3. "You are smeee. You are a smeeee. Smeee heeee!"~Kryten

  4. "I just want to say that over the years I have come to regard you all as people I met."~Arnold Rimmer

  5. "I am programmed not to wish for anything. I serve."~Kryten

  6. "Even with an I.Q. of 6000 It's still brown trousers time."~Holly

  7. "Rimmer you have a longer yellow streak than a stampeed of diarehtic camels."~Lister

  8. "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a great ass!"~The Cat

  9. "Yes, Iam nothing but from what I started with, nothing is up."~Arnold Rimmer

  10. "Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast."~Ace Rimmer