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Quote Of The Day:
  1. Never pet a burning dog.
  2. Never use your neck to sharpen a knife.
  3. Never spit into the wind.
  4. Remember to change your underwear daily.
  5. Life on Earth may be expensive, but it includes a free annual trip around the sun.
  6. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  7. The first piece of luggage out of the chute never belongs to anyone.
  8. Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.
  9. Can you make it easier for me to understand How you're holdin' my heart In your tremblin' hands I say rise to meet me halfway up among the stars You may be from Venus, but I'm definitely not from Mars
  10. Remember this if you're depressed: If the world did'nt suck, we'd all fall off.