"So you call this your free country - tell me why it costs so much to live." -Three Doors Down
"I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness." -Savage Garden
"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't."
"Now he's getting a tattoo, he's getting ink done. He asked for a "13," but they drew a "31." Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip, but in his own mind, he's the dopest trip." -The Offspring
"That car looked so tempting, so easy to drive: just like that apartment that you burglarized. You started to run, but didn't get far, 'cause under your arm was a VCR." -The Offspring
"This man are sick." - Aerith Gainsborough
"Five out of every four people are mentally retarded."
"Haters only hate things they can't have and the people they can't be. That's a little thing we call *jealousy*!"
"There is no 'i' in 'slut,' but there is a 'u.'"
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
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